My cat just bit my underwear while I was wearing...
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I did not know girls got hornier when they're on...
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I have a big pimple on the left side of my nose.
Today was the first time I worked. Omgosh……… I was attacked with insurance paperwork. It was a little overwhelming and boring but I think I’ll get a good experience out of it. I am so so so busy this weekend. :/ Today: class -> work from 2:30-6 —> babysitting from 7-12 Tomorrow wake up @ 6:30 —> walmart —> bake cookies for church...
Me in 20 years →
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Me: Snow on Saturday??? Boif: Are you into that being together to see the first snow fall thing like in korean dramas? Me: Omgosh! I didn’t even think of that! That would be so romantic! Boif: Lol. But I have work. -________-…. thanks.
I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid... →
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If you know...
that a guy cheated on his girlfriend but his girlfriend has no idea, do you tell her? Even if you don’t know the guy…. or girl?
When you feel fat, remember that the earth weighs... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: ( ) I feel much better now! (x) How do you say that number?! 6 quadrillion and 588 trillion tons. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard ommmmmmmgosh. rofling.
Hi Sangeun Unnie. Look. This is for you.